Happy Jubilee Everyone

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

How Windy IS It?

It is so windy that:

The peloton of geese flying south are at a complete standstill above the bay.

Everyone is leaning at a 45 degree angle in order to make any headway up the street.

The clouds are racing past in a manner that would put Formula One drivers to shame.

When you take a step if you don't put your foot down fast it will be behind you in a New York minute.

Everything MUST be tucked in or it might become a dangerous weapon - this includes scarves, hat tassels and hood pulls - don't want to put out an eye.

I think I just saw Mary Poppins go by my window - and she looked scared.

1 comment:

  1. If you're traveling down-wind just grab your jacket firmly by the bottom front corners, face into the wind, and open wide your jacket.

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