Anybody know the difference between sleet and hail? It's doing something nasty outside that includes rain and something pinging the window. I'd like to be able to label it. Thanx
"I'd be a sane and normal boy if it weren't for girls!" My favorite quote by Richie Scharff on one of our last trips in and out of Dundee.
"Consider the manly kilt wearing as a snippet of redemption." Magi Hernandez to Ian Sundwall-Byer
"Who all's on first? Gilbert and Sullivan insist it was Abbott and Costello, not Laural and Hardy, but Rogers and Hammerstein disagree. " -thanks to Steve Humphreys
Crews: "The universe makes fun of us all." Reese: "Why would the universe want to make fun of us?" Crews: "Maybe it's insecure." tv show Life about a zen, ex-con, LAPD detective
"Good night... and if there's an apocalypse, good luck." Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory.
"An Action Hero with brains - just means you don't run into things very often." Doug Henshall who played Dr. Cutter on Primeval.
"How is it I went to bed Han Solo and woke up Obi wan Kenobi?" Sealy Booth, Bones, responding to comments that he was getting old.
"If all theatre is 'sucked out of the Devills teates to nourish us in ydolatry heathenry and sinne,' that makes Shakespeare an udder success." Micah Snell, PhD candidate, St. Andrews
"Math problems, the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why." From Emily Martel's facebook page.
"GOD it's COLD. oh... no... It's OK." Mom, getting into the water off the back of the boat at Tarpaulin Cove
"Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party." Jimmy Buffet
"If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me." John Wooden, Basketball Coach
"I went to a restaurant. The sign said 'Breakfast Anytime' so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." Steven Wright, comedian
"It doesn't have to be pretty to be true, but if it's true, it's beautiful." Roy DeCarava, photographer and Harlem innovator
"I'm not eccentric. I occupy the center and all the rest is bizarre" Werner Herzog, director
"Did you ever get the feeling it's a Tuxedo world and you are a pair of Brown Shoes?" George Goebel, comedian
"When someone asks you if you are a god... Say YES!" Schneiderism quoting from GhostBusters
"It's not your fault, Ishtar is just having a bad day." Schneiderism
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